24 Jul 2014 22:28 | 181,766 notes | Reblog

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

24 Jul 2014 19:04 | 16,854 notes | Reblog
  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
24 Jul 2014 18:56 | 28,519 notes | Reblog

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

24 Jul 2014 18:53 | 15,976 notes | Reblog

thecutestofthecute:

Animals that look like toasted marshmallows are just the greatest. 

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Buns can be toasted marshmallows

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And so can cats.

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Dogs can also be toasty marshmallows..

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Oh my god. THE FLOOF.

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Toasted marshmallows everyone.

24 Jul 2014 18:50 | 47,556 notes | Reblog

neeea:

I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.

24 Jul 2014 17:26 | 114,621 notes | Reblog

the-rebellious-fallen-angel:

eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan:

embrace-the-beast-within:

I never get tired of the various reactions people have when Castiel just randomly pops up beside them.

STARTLED MOOSE

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