01 Aug 2014 22:28 | 86,868 notes | Reblog

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

spinningyarns:

palavra-valise:

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

the lady on the news just said two brothers in their mid thirties in my area were recently arrested for multiple counts of murder and 9 years of credit card fraud and i think we all know whats really going on here

waiting for the gif

I don’t know what’s really going on here. What’s really going on here??

well to summarize… 

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01 Aug 2014 21:45 | Notes | Reblog
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

allonsyforever:

mrkittytheastronaut:

rnrmurden:

angelsofmanhattan:

lumos5000:

weasleyandpotter:

SEVENS IN HARRY POTTER. SEVEN BOOKS IN THE SERIES. SEVEN HORCRUXES. SEVENS ON HIS FOREHEAD
Other sevens in Harry Potter:
7 years at Hogwarts
7 floors of Hogwarts
7 galleons for a wand
7 positions in quidditch
7 tasks in the Sorceror’s Stone
7 potions in task 6
7 Weasley children
Ginny is the 1st Weasley girl in 7 generations.
Gryffindor beats Slytherin for the house cup for the first time in 7 years in the Sorceror’s Stone
7 books Gilderoy Lockhart requires for DADA (CoS)
7 muggles see Harry and Ron fly the car (CoS)
7 days of Aunt Marge (PoA)
Arthur Weasley wins 700 galleons (PoA).
7 tear drops on Hagrid’s letter to Hermione (PoA).
7 people in the Shrieking Shack (PoA): Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, and Pettigrew.
Voldemort killed Frank Bryce who was 77 to make the 7th horcrux.
7 locks on Moody’s trunk (GoF)
Dobby has 7 socks (GoF)
Unicorns don’t turn pure white until they’re 7 years old. (GoF)
Harry was “born as the 7th month dies…” (OotP)
7 memories of Tom Riddle (HBP)
Harry and Ron get 7 O.W.L.s each (HBP)
7DADA teachers
7 questions Bellatrix asks Severus in Spinner’s End
7 Harry Potters with 7 Order members
7 races in the wizarding world: Human, Giant, Goblin, Centaur, Elf, Werewolf, Veela
There are 142 stairs at Hogwarts which adds to 7 (1+4+2=7)
Cleansweep 7
Gryffindor Tower is located on the 7th floor
Nicholas Flamel and his wife have 7 years age difference
7 hidden passageways out of Hogwarts on the Marauders’ Map
Flitwick’s office (where Sirius is locked in PoA) is on the 7th floor
700 ways to commit a foul in Quidditch.
The Tri-Wizard Tournament was first established 700 years before it’s appearance in the GoF.
Fred and George charge 7 sickles for a canary cream
Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may be used before Muggles in exceptional circumstances
The Room of Requirement, used for DA meetings, is on the 7th floor. (OotP)
Cormac McLaggen’s mother was married 7 times. (HBP)
7 death eaters at the tower in HBP: Draco, Fenrir, Amycus, Alecto, tall blond, Snape, Gibbon as well as 7 members of the Order and the DA: McGonagall, Tonks, Lupin, Neville, Ginny, Hermione, Ron
Lily began going out with James in their 7th year at Hogwarts
The prophecy is in row 97 in the Department of Mysteries
There are 7 Animagi registered with the Improper Use of Magic Office
7 people locked in the Malfoy’s cellar (DH): Ollivander, Luna, Dean, Harry, Dean, Ron, and Griphook

HOW HAVE WE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE!?!?!?

Guys there’s no notes on this post. We broke another post on tumblr…

JK Rowling is the greatest writer ever

7 is the number for completeness in numerology

0 notes y’all broke it again

Shit.

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

allonsyforever:

mrkittytheastronaut:

rnrmurden:

angelsofmanhattan:

lumos5000:

weasleyandpotter:

SEVENS IN HARRY POTTER. SEVEN BOOKS IN THE SERIES. SEVEN HORCRUXES. SEVENS ON HIS FOREHEAD

Other sevens in Harry Potter:

  • 7 years at Hogwarts
  • 7 floors of Hogwarts
  • 7 galleons for a wand
  • 7 positions in quidditch
  • 7 tasks in the Sorceror’s Stone
  • 7 potions in task 6
  • 7 Weasley children
  • Ginny is the 1st Weasley girl in 7 generations.
  • Gryffindor beats Slytherin for the house cup for the first time in 7 years in the Sorceror’s Stone
  • 7 books Gilderoy Lockhart requires for DADA (CoS)
  • 7 muggles see Harry and Ron fly the car (CoS)
  • 7 days of Aunt Marge (PoA)
  • Arthur Weasley wins 700 galleons (PoA).
  • 7 tear drops on Hagrid’s letter to Hermione (PoA).
  • 7 people in the Shrieking Shack (PoA): Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, and Pettigrew.
  • Voldemort killed Frank Bryce who was 77 to make the 7th horcrux.
  • 7 locks on Moody’s trunk (GoF)
  • Dobby has 7 socks (GoF)
  • Unicorns don’t turn pure white until they’re 7 years old. (GoF)
  • Harry was “born as the 7th month dies…” (OotP)
  • 7 memories of Tom Riddle (HBP)
  • Harry and Ron get 7 O.W.L.s each (HBP)
  • 7DADA teachers
  • 7 questions Bellatrix asks Severus in Spinner’s End
  • 7 Harry Potters with 7 Order members
  • 7 races in the wizarding world: Human, Giant, Goblin, Centaur, Elf, Werewolf, Veela
  • There are 142 stairs at Hogwarts which adds to 7 (1+4+2=7)
  • Cleansweep 7
  • Gryffindor Tower is located on the 7th floor
  • Nicholas Flamel and his wife have 7 years age difference
  • 7 hidden passageways out of Hogwarts on the Marauders’ Map
  • Flitwick’s office (where Sirius is locked in PoA) is on the 7th floor
  • 700 ways to commit a foul in Quidditch.
  • The Tri-Wizard Tournament was first established 700 years before it’s appearance in the GoF.
  • Fred and George charge 7 sickles for a canary cream
  • Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may be used before Muggles in exceptional circumstances
  • The Room of Requirement, used for DA meetings, is on the 7th floor. (OotP)
  • Cormac McLaggen’s mother was married 7 times. (HBP)
  • 7 death eaters at the tower in HBP: Draco, Fenrir, Amycus, Alecto, tall blond, Snape, Gibbon as well as 7 members of the Order and the DA: McGonagall, Tonks, Lupin, Neville, Ginny, Hermione, Ron
  • Lily began going out with James in their 7th year at Hogwarts
  • The prophecy is in row 97 in the Department of Mysteries
  • There are 7 Animagi registered with the Improper Use of Magic Office
  • 7 people locked in the Malfoy’s cellar (DH): Ollivander, Luna, Dean, Harry, Dean, Ron, and Griphook

HOW HAVE WE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE!?!?!?

Guys there’s no notes on this post. We broke another post on tumblr…

JK Rowling is the greatest writer ever

7 is the number for completeness in numerology

0 notes y’all broke it again

Shit.

01 Aug 2014 21:39 | 714 notes | Reblog

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

aregeneratedmadman:

brigwife:

He wasn’t 

They actually got on quite well thank v. much

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Three was mildly put off by the bromance and started the rumour that Six was afraid of Seven anyway.

01 Aug 2014 21:05 | 349,010 notes | Reblog

rinpin:

ladyampu:

martininamerica:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Potoo bird always looks like it just saw something horrifying. [via]

Marianne and I saw this bird in New Zealand at a zoo and we were TERRIFIED of its mouth.

i am a potoo bird.

ITS BACK.

01 Aug 2014 20:28 | 115,005 notes | Reblog

obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

01 Aug 2014 20:26 | 258 notes | Reblog
  • friend: do you know what happens to sexually frustrated people?
  • me: their computer easily gets viruses?
01 Aug 2014 18:14 | 864 notes | Reblog
Anonymous:
i don't know who else to talk to about this because everyone else tells me the same thing, but I have severe depression and anxiety and for so long I used to have constant suicidal thoughts but they slowly went away. but all of a sudden, they started coming back. I don't know what to do. my parents don't care, my mom stopped taking me to therapy so long ago and I'm having one of those days where I feel like I'm drowning in my own thoughts. I can't breathe, I don't know what to do

i know what it’s like to deal with severe anxiety and depression, i know what it’s like to have anxiety create thick god damn armor around every part of you, i know what it’s like to have depression and wish that you never had a life to conceal within that armor, but as much as your own mind blinds you from seeing it, it is going to get better, call your closest friends, tell them everything, close your eyes and take deep relaxed breaths, don’t be afraid to talk about it, don’t be afraid to talk about it to your parents even if they’re oblivious, use the thoughts room to vent your thoughts, talk to towriteloveonherarms and get help and be supported, create something, draw or write it even if it’s the darkest picture you’ve ever seen or the hardest fucking hitting words you’ve ever read in your entire existence, if it doesn’t bring harm to you, escape through it, watch a movie, watch ten movies, go for a run, join a gym, start yoga, start a new hobby, relate to people with the same interests, try and meet new people, experience new things with said people, find a wall, make it your canvas, sing to your favourite records, rediscover old records, cook/bake something even if you haven’t before, learn an instrument, keep playing even if you suck, play the songs you’ve written and learnt with your new best friends, laugh and smile with them until your ribs and cheeks won’t stop hurting, go on a road trip, smile at strangers, smile more, make happiness the most monotonous routine you’ve ever experienced, end all of your toxic relationships i don’t care how much they’ve meant to you, and oh god if you ever need somebody to fall in love with, i swear just please, please just look in the mirror and keep finding yourself, i can’t even begin to list how much there is to find and love, you’ve read this message without hurting yourself, let’s try to keep this way for as long as we can, none of this road is going to be perfect, but i promise that every single time you fall, you’ll be able to pick yourself up and put yourself back together again, here’s to a fresh start, okay, snowflake?

01 Aug 2014 18:10 | 23,111 notes | Reblog
  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
01 Aug 2014 16:41 | 482,628 notes | Reblog

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

01 Aug 2014 16:37 | 219,931 notes | Reblog

I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

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YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

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YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

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YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

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YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

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YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

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YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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You got your Voldemorts

01 Aug 2014 16:35 | 67,194 notes | Reblog
thatonedemonwiththename:

laugh-addict:

destiel-is-music:

brandygaveup:

kalz-one:

my-chemical-buttcramps:

jackiemakescomics:

angelsburningbright:

my dad’s friend just got a photo of misha jogging along hall h (x)

can i just

MISHA TIME

NO ST POP

I’m disappointed you didn’t use the opportunity to turn the yellow fire hydrant into Jake

I fixed it for you


I CAN FUCKERING NOT

via laugh-addict!

WHAT THE FRICKLING FRICK

thatonedemonwiththename:

laugh-addict:

destiel-is-music:

brandygaveup:

kalz-one:

my-chemical-buttcramps:

jackiemakescomics:

angelsburningbright:

my dad’s friend just got a photo of misha jogging along hall h (x)

can i just

image

MISHA TIME

NO ST POP

I’m disappointed you didn’t use the opportunity to turn the yellow fire hydrant into Jake

I fixed it for you

I CAN FUCKERING NOT

via laugh-addict!

WHAT THE FRICKLING FRICK

01 Aug 2014 08:27 | 162,959 notes | Reblog
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

idk… i’m 27 and i still feel this way

(via bilesandthesourwolf)